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shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

perks-of-being-chinese:

fabulous-friar:

perks-of-being-chinese:

princess-acidic:

🌙take me to your wonderland🌙

where are they going??

To their fucking Wonderland

im sorry

perks-of-being-chinese:

fabulous-friar:

perks-of-being-chinese:

princess-acidic:

🌙take me to your wonderland🌙

where are they going??

To their fucking Wonderland

im sorry

If homophobia were a conversation about food...

  • Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
  • Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
  • Bisexual Person: I like both!
  • Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
  • Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
  • Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

zuzuzuko:

resetty:

what if websites had closing hours

image

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

[theflyhater]

i fucking watched this

for 15 minutes

waiting for the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one

15 minutes

of staring 

i trusted you

do you understand 

how much i want to kill you right now

gingerb3ard:

plantial:

plantglitter:

grassy snuggles

I must find this grass and take a nap in it!! It looks like a fluffy ocean

real talk are you in whoville

morgrana:

big bOOBS ARE NOT A BLESSING THEY ARE AN INCONVENIENCE I SWEAR TO gOD YOU GIRLS ARE SO LUCKY WITH SMALL BOOBS. dO yOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND A NICE DRESS/TOP THAT FITS AND DOESnT GO BAGGY AT THE BELLY DO YOU KNOW DO YOU KNOW

rachreilly:

when someone tries to spill the truth tea but you’re not ready to be scalded

image

spookyarms:

they took the children
they took everything

http://sextingbarack.tumblr.com/post/93268655853/so-i-was-sitting-there-in-my-philosophy-class

so i was sitting there in my philosophy class trying to crack my back in my chair, and this hot girl saw me. really, really hot. i kind of had a thing for her for a couple of months, and we smiled at each other and stuff but she sat pretty far away so we didn’t say much more than “hi”. anyway…

seraphica:

Hoang Tien Quyet creates origami pieces softer than I’ve ever seen.

  • Adults: don't talk to your parents like that! they deserve unconditional respect, love, and obedience even though i've never met them and have no idea what kind of people they are
  • Adult schoolteacher: Do you want me to call your PARENTS and tell them how you were behaving? *assumes parents aren't abusive*
  • Adults: family is awesome!
  • Adults: blood is thicker than water!
  • Adults: your parents love you!
  • Adult media producers: *create thousands of stories where families love each other ~~no matter what~~*
  • Adults: It's really easy to get out of abusive families! just tell an adult :)
  • Adults: *don't teach kids how to recognize abuse*
  • Adults: *normalize physical abuse as 'discipline'*
  • Adults: It's hard to take anything kids say seriously haha
  • Adults: *takes abusive parents' word over their kids'*