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authors love ruining peoples lives, it's a fact.

nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

lanadelgayest:

It is 2014 stop this

mr-egbutt:

do you ever misspell something so badly you get it right in another language

mr-egbutt:

do you ever misspell something so badly you get it right in another language

legalmexican:

noelleybellie:

#boysincroptops2k14

Winnie the Pooh slays all of u in the crop top movement

legalmexican:

noelleybellie:

#boysincroptops2k14

Winnie the Pooh slays all of u in the crop top movement

n0b-ed:

I look forward to having an apartment

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akailolita:

good weather during finals 

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mehreen0491:

the-real-goddamazon:

Best hairflip of all time tbh.

Aishwarya Rai Bachchan demonstrating the ultimate hair flip.

mehreen0491:

the-real-goddamazon:

Best hairflip of all time tbh.

Aishwarya Rai Bachchan demonstrating the ultimate hair flip.

vriskaaserket:

I WAS DRINKING WATER AND I JUST SPIT IT OUT ON TO MY SCREEN HOLY SHIT

vriskaaserket:

I WAS DRINKING WATER AND I JUST SPIT IT OUT ON TO MY SCREEN HOLY SHIT

youreyestheyglow:

ad0lf-hipster:

advantages of being a boy:

  • your boobs don’t get in the way
  • no period
  • your hormones don’t make you feel like a different person every week
  • no childbirth
  • penises are fun
  • shirts always fit over your chest 
  • you can walk around topless in summer without being arrested for it
  • you store less fat

advantages of being a girl:

  • can use your bra as an extra pocket
  • which you need because the pockets on your pants are fake

peachofcake:

if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something